Happy weekend: things you should know

Happy Weekend! Things I learned this week:
1. Korean men, even those long assimilated in the U.S. are all indubitably ajosshi.
2. Eating lots of food doesn’t solve problems, rather, it creates more of them.
3. However, a good salad with hard boiled egg and almonds goes a long way in semi-healthy consolation.
4. Never order orange juice drinks (or anything that doesn’t come in a sealed bottle) from a bowling alley bar.
5. The reason people in Hollywood make movies is because they’re too poor to go watch them in the ridiculously expensive theaters.
6. People exert way too much energy talking about the weather. No, not climate and the importance of science. I mean the ubiquitous cold and hot snaps that have been creating conversation since Adam and Eve sewed clothes.
7. The American Dream based on a 9-to-5 (much less an eight-hour work day) is completely a myth.
8. Drive aggressively.
9. Asians are very bad drivers, even when they’re not in Aisa.
10. Writers should not act in AND direct their own plays.
11. Rich writers should not produce their own crappy writing.
12. Writing is actually hard work.
13. There seem to be fewer fat people in Los Angeles than in any other American city I’ve seen in quite some time.
14. And, more chunky people can be seen running here than anywhere else in the country.
15. If God answered one question, I’d want it to be this: “WHERE do the socks in the wash go?!”
16. Every man’s an island. And every woman, too.
17. I love sanuk shoes, and they’re from Thailand. Even better.
18. Arcade+dance club combines the best of child and adulthood. Why are there not more of these?!
19. When you actually have a pool, you don’t swim in it very much.
20. An episode or three of The Simpsons is the perfect nightcap before bed.
21. No longer do “cents” money symbols appear on keyboards.